If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
This is the stupidest thing i’ve ever fucking seen in my entire life.
(Source: aru)
(Source: ashleykatchadaurian)
iwanttotouchdeanwinchestersbutt:
please yahoo just leave us alone. we’re happy as we are
is that moon moon
Aiya Van Kooten everyone
When Aiya Van Kooten stood face-to-face with a burglar in her bedroom, her left eye twitched, then she went into “predator mode”.
“I screamed at him… jumped off my chair, leaped over my bed and sprinted after him down the stairs,” she said.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/8626910/Predator-mode-scares-off-burglars
This is the best story of my life
“Although she was the only one home, Van Kooten said she had no regard for her safety - instead, she said she was just overwhelmed with “rage“….. ummmmm Hero!!!
Haha, badass Muslim woman. Love it!!!
Real living Superheroine.
(Source: putamerdahermes)
(Source: soldierofsolitude)
Moon Princess Serenity, Sailor Mars, Sailor Jupiter, Sailor Venus and Sailor Neptune & Uranus.NO MERCURY BECAUSE I SUCK.
<: hope you like it.
I thought I could keep on without reblogging it.
I was wrong.
they should just start to higher tumblr to make adverts for them.
That last one.
(Source: just-mimimi)
This halloween I taped a sign saying COMMUNISM in red on my chest and handed out one piece of candy for each kid and if they complain I say, “Well, look at that you just learned about Communism.” One dad already gave me a dirty look.
stop my mom made me take it off because one little girl demanded more candy and I said “whoa calm down, capitalism”
the man gazed upon jesus and said to him, “is it you? our lord and savior jesus christ?”
and jesus turned to him and replied, “bitch i might be”
About RANDOM LIVING
